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A compliment A story Why you follow me If you met me what would you do A cute message One thing you want to tell me One thing you want to know about me
Girl in cvs is playing with buzzy wind up toys and the sound is really irritating right now
Would someone pay me to play dress up? Not porn but just dressing up in clothes please I don’t want a job
Ugh it’s never the right time for me to read Reddit posts about how men are so oppressed because they can’t hit women and how poc have to interact with a certain number of white people in order to “deserve” less racism. These buttfaces whining about female privilege and reverse racism would almost be funny if they weren’t serious. Blergh
rockpapertheodore: pan2dapan: cerberusdad: i like the word partners because no one can tell if you’re dating or if you’re in a buddy cop movie oddly enough, no one can tell if Simon Pegg and Nick Frost are dating or in a buddy cop movie.
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
Dowager Countess of Fandom and Stick Figures: I... →
flatbear: I just had the sweetest, tiniest women come into the store. They were both easily in their eighties, hair done up in curls, matching outfits, an entire barrel of perfume each. I thought, okay, they think the old toy store is still in this building… AND THEN THEY SCHOOLED ME. I did not know…
freesamuel: mrbutts: I went on a porn site with obvious intentions, but I got sidetracked. I am now watching a video where a man pisses himself, then proceeds to cover his entire body with marshmallow fluff and peanut butter. He concludes by ejaculating onto a cream pie, and hitting himself in the face with it. I think my point here is that there is a fine line between niche pornography and...
bmoburns: do you ever meet someone and at first they seem like a pretty normal average person and the more you get to know them their mind and body start to become a marvelous work of majestic art
grimyboy: being cremated sounds painful as hell
bellymagic: what is the hanky code for “i know it doesn’t look like it but i swear i’m queer please flirt with me even though i’m kind of shy”
yourendorphine: homophobic participating countries who didn’t show the gay kiss on eurovision must pay a fine because eurovision must be shown from beginning to end without cutting anything out and they are banned from eurovision for the next three years i am crying right now i love you europe