a lot of people with the word “ghost” in their url aren’t actually ghosts. i’ve sent the tumblr staff several long messages and heartfelt pleas begging them to remove these accounts but they refuse to take any action
Need to hear from some actual ghosts on this issue.
FUCK I FORGOT THAT THE BIRD STORE I WORK AT HAS ONE BABY BIRD THAT LIKES TO SLEEP IN PEOPLES POCKETS IM HOME AND SOMETHING IS MOVING IN MY POCKET OH FUCK
YEAH ITS THE BIRD I JUST ACCIDENTALLY STOLE A BIRD
MY BOSS JUST GAVE ME THE MOST STERN LOOK OF DISAPPROVAL BEFORE HE STARTED LAUGHING SO HARD HE HAD TO GRAB THE EDGE OF A TABLEI thought you would like this (if you hadn’t already seen it)
Haha! This is awesome. Thanks for tagging me!
I am having BAD FEELINGS.
someone should photoshop in shinji ikari instead of drake in that lapdance
May the force be with you
And also with you